So, you know, there's always this constant annoyance of chain message. You open your fucking mailbox to find like, "woah! 20+ new emails since the last time I checked about 8 hours ago!" Then with all the anticipation, you start opening the first on the list, maybe from your best friend, or some guy you were once friends with, maybe 123456 years ago.

And the subject goes like: Important! Life at stake!
So you probably open it, and you read on. It would go like there's this kid with some disease which will probably kill him before he gets to see any pubs growing below. Then it follows with a plea from his parents, to forward this mail because xxxx mail service agreed to donate like 5cents for every email forwarded. After which, it says: If you do not forward this. You are heartless. And the crap goes on.
Like whatever fucker!
In no fucking world would AOL or whatever shit do that! If they wanna donate, they would like just fucking donate all that's required! No need for 5cents or whatever crap for every email forwarded. It just doesn't make any fucking sense, technically or morally. It's like saying, for the sake of charity, I will donate _cents for every life you disrupt with your spam. And spam costs these mailing services millions, maybe billions of dollars in loss and wastage. So just fucking get a fucking life! You were probably living in a cave with your fucking comp, filtering out every single website on this planet, except Yahoo! mail/gmail/hotmail whatever crap.

So after this disturbing experience, coming face to face with the stupidity of man. You delete that mail. You see the next one.
Subject: Something sweet.
So you open it, and there will be this stupid, fucking gay story on how against all odds, this couple like get together and all the nonsense that only appears in Taiwanese dramas. Then you come near the end, on the edge of your sit, getting ready to rush to the toilet to puke after reading all these crap. But suddenly you just let it all out on your monitor. It reads: Pass this on or you will never marry or have a boyfriend/girlfriend. You suddenly realise that the end of humanity might be a very possible reality. Humanity has sunk to such stupidity. Like how the fuck will I not like get married or not have a bf/gf just by not forwarding this. Fuck you whoever created this.

And just when you thought you saw the worst of humanity, you click on 'next'. You probably die on your chair, laughing as it becomes very clear that humanity is definitely near the end. The message demands that you forward it or the tooth fairy or whatever monster will come and kill you the very night you refuse to forward this 'cursed' email. And probably, you did indeed die. But wait  Mr. Sender of Stupid Chain Mail, the cause of death: Disgust with regards to the level of stupidity humanity possesses. Stupid people forward these messages, and so they live happily ever after, the monster didn't attack them and they never knew that they brought about the end of humanity with their stupidity.